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June 22 2019 - A fascist trying to pick a fight at Bologna Pride gets more reaction than he bargained for. [video]
Exit, pursued by bear.
The description of the original video:

Translation:
βA neo-fascist, in all his Italian virility, begins to insult some women participating in Bologna Pride. This until, frightened by other protesters covered with glitter and by a bear far more virile than he, to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.β
EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR. I’M SOBBING
La fuga, pursued by bear in glitter 🤣🤣🤣
“to devote himself to what the Fascists do best: escape.” ROAST HIS ASS
the Strength, the Solidarity, and the Shade here is examplary
I found this proverb somewhere on this cursed website. I’ve been thinking about it ever since.
The Archivist's domain
[ID: a semi-realistic digital painting showing Jonathan Sims, the Archivist, from The Magnus Archives in front view, sitting slumped at his desk. He is depicted as a brown trans no op man with wavy black greying hair pulled into a bun. He has a hooked nose and downturned brown eyes that glint green, and he wears rectangular glasses. He wears a blue jumper over a white dress shirt. He props his head up with one hand and reaches over to a tape recorder with the other. Except for that, his desk is cluttered with crumpled papers, books, printed out statements, mugs, pencils and a crumpled pack of cigarettes, as well as his web design lighter. The Archivist stares straight at the camera, looking very tired, a lit cigarette glued on his bottom lip giving off smoke. Behind him are eight eyes, also staring straight ahead. The biggest one is directly behind him, so big the back of his chair looks like its pupil. The other eyes are smaller, arranged in a pattern of one at the top, two at each end, and four in between: two at the top and two at the bottom. The whole piece is dim, so the harsh glow of the eyes (including the Archivists) casts a rim lighting on the items on the table and Jon. Behind, in the dark, are visible bookshelves, stretching as far up and back as you can see. Everything except for the Archivist and the eyes, but most of all the bookshelves, are visible in a warped, almost fish-eye perspective. End ID.]
Shout out to men with boobs by the way
I think he’ll be juuuust fine. ☺️ What could go wrong?
(I’m still early into Tears of the Kingdom, guys. No spoilers please)
dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women